Win the lottery.

Become extremly moral at sex, and **** paris hilton and ask her to marry u and next siqn a contract aphorism u hold on to partly her money! shes a **** so u can acquire her!

Go to Las Vegas and win the World Series of Poker.

Invest $42,016,806.72 in a 10-year Treasury bond at 4.76 percent. There’s your two million. Or, work 134 years of 40 hour weeks at minimum wage. So, you see how difficult it is.

Maybe if I marry Bill Gates and bring back him drunk
Maybe If i get hold of drunk Carlos Slim?
Maybe if I acquire drunk Prince William of England?
Maybe you should distribute me their phone #’s

Place your two million dollars on a remote controlled race motor…perchance tape it would be a obedient impression. Next, push start, and get going as fast as possible. That’s pretty briskly, anyway. How in a hurry do you call for it?


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